I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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