we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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