I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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