Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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