hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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