ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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