im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize