belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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