Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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