STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I need to sanitize my soul.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Randomize
