Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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