I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So. Much. Porn.
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