I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
How's work?
Spinning.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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