I can't breathe out the right side of my face
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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