Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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