I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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