Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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