I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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