need another drink. this is the easiest way
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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