We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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