She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I need water and some morals
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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