Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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