I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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