dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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