what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize