Sponge bath it is.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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