we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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