only you would photoshop your dick
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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