im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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