Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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