Too much gin, very little bucket
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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