I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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