And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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