You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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