YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.