Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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