how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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