So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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