But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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