I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
