At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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