North Korea, Best Korea!
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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