i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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