Plan B is the new Plan A
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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