i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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