Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
