Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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