There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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