sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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