let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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