coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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