Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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