She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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